Casper Van Dien
Dallas
Rod Steiger
Dr. Frederick Van Helsing
Kim Cattrall
Ulrike
Natasha Lyonne
Rachel
Craig Ferguson
Richard
Natalya Andreychenko
Panthia
Robert Pastorelli
The Count
Gabriel Casseus
Time Bomb
Victor Togunde
Soda Pop
Jason Ross-Azikiwe
Pimp
Flex Alexander
Trigger
Udo Kier
Vincent
Cedrick Terrell
Li'l Monster
Boris Lee Krutonog
Concierge
Marco Hofschneider
Hans
Conchata Ferrell
Wanda, Nico's Mother
Brent Briscoe
George, Nico's Stepfather
John Fleck
Trick
Richard Elfman
Cop with Doughnut
Michelle Csitos
Ulrike Monster Vampire
Elizabeth Sampson
Frida Van Helsing
Elliott James
Lead Singer, Vampire Band
Roberta Hanley
Saleslady
Louis Elfman
Paint Huffer
Robert Peters
Cop #1
Rick Cramer
Cop #2
John Sencio
Alan
Ellia Thompson
The Count's Girlfriend
Peter Lucas
The Count's Henchman
Stephen Porter
Harald
Francesca Lombardo
Dead Body on Couch