Jack Carson
Jeff Clayton
Janis Paige
Lorraine
Vince Edwards
Tommy Tomkins
Bert Lahr
Joe Pulaski
Robert Alda
Fingers Maroni
Maxie Rosenbloom
Big Ears
Joyce Mathews
Maroni's Moll
Jack Carr
Wrestler, Gruesome
Dennis James
Self - Announcer
Joan Rivers
Teenage Girl in Audience
Buck Kartalian
Senior Garitzio