Chris Parnell
John (voice)
Patti Harrison
Claire / News Reporter (voice)
John Reynolds
Kyle / Gary / DJ (voice)
Julio Torres
Chaz AF (voice)
Carmen Christopher
Jak-E Wak-E / Guard (voice)
Eudora Peterson
Jessica / Sapphire (voice)
Sam Taggart
Mark / Jeffrey (voice)
Rachel Pegram
Chloe / Tina (voice)