Rodney Dangerfield
Wally Sparks
Debi Mazar
Sandy Gallo
Burt Reynolds
Lenny Spencer
David Ogden Stiers
Floyd Preston
Rita McKenzie
Helen Williams
Lisa Thornhill
Priscilla Preston
Mark L. Taylor
Harvey Bishop
Cindy Williams
Emily Preston
Gilbert Gottfried
Harry Karp
Tony Danza
New York Cab Driver
Sir Mix-a-Lot
Rapper Announcer
Julia Sweeney
Martha Karp
Cindy Ambuehl
Lola Larue
Alan Rachins
Randel Williams
Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Grover Dale
Dancer
Karen Duffy
Reporter #3
Michael Weatherly
Dean Sparks
Glenn Walker Harris Jr.
Robby Preston
Lenny Clarke
Joey
Ryan Tomlinson
Robby's Friend
Sandy Helberg
Commercial Director
Carmen Filpi
Bum
Al Eisenmann
Butler
George Wallace
Bartender
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Barry Nolan
Reporter #1
John Melendez
Reporter #2
Bob Saget
Reporter #4
Harry Basil
Stable Boy
Nils Allen Stewart
American Wrestler #1
Scott L. Schwartz
American Wrestler #2
Lesley-Anne Down
Hooker Nurse
Lewis Arquette
Cardinal
Gabrielle Carteris
Gabrielle Carteris
George Hamilton
George Hamilton
John Henson
John Henson
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Sally Jessy Raphael
Sally Jessy Raphael
Geraldo Rivera
Geraldo Rivera
Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr
Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer
Alana Stewart
Alana Stewart
Rolonda Watts
Rolanda Watts
Morton Downey, Jr.
Morton Downey, Jr.
Michael Rooker
Michael Rooker
Scott McKinley
Wally's Assistant
Rochelle Swanson
Dixie (uncredited)