Richard Mulligan
Coach Giddy
Kim Richards
Cheryl
John Larroquette
Lieutenant Felix Foxglove
Paul Reubens
Albert/Hara Krishna
Archie Hahn
Jamie/Voice of Meathead
Jason Hervey
Tommy
Donald Gibb
Mad Dog
Misty Rowe
Fanny
Hamilton Camp
Colonel Batjack Hershy
Felix Silla
Meathead
Joaquín Martínez
Chief Rawhide
John Mengatti
Armand 'Flash' Carducci
Joe Nipote
Boomer
Nancy Glass
Daughter
Blackie Dammett
Sargeant Paladin
Elayne Boosler
Mother
Tammy Taylor
Nancy
Lori Randolph
Camper (uncredited)
Ralph Seymour
Eddie