Adam Sandler
Nicky
Patricia Arquette
Valerie Veran
Harvey Keitel
Dad
Rhys Ifans
Adrian
Tommy Lister Jr.
Cassius
Rodney Dangerfield
Lucifer
Allen Covert
Todd
Peter Dante
Peter
Jonathan Loughran
John
Robert Smigel
Beefy
Reese Witherspoon
Holly
Dana Carvey
Referee
Jon Lovitz
Peeper
Kevin Nealon
Gatekeeper
Michael McKean
Chief of Police
Quentin Tarantino
Deacon
Blake Clark
Jimmy the Demon
Rob Schneider
The Townie
John Witherspoon
Street Vendor
Clint Howard
Nipples
Leah Lail
Christa
Jackie Sandler
Jenna
Frank Sivero
Alumni Hall Announcer
Lewis Arquette
Cardinal
George Wallace
Mayor Randolph
Christopher Carroll
Hitler
Ellen Cleghorne
Mom
Reggie McFadden
Dad
Philip Bolden
Son
Laura Harring
Mrs. Dunleavy
Erinn Bartlett
Fenner
Henry Winkler
Henry Winkler
Ozzy Osbourne
Himself
Bill Walton
Bill Walton
Regis Philbin
Regis Philbin
Sylvia Lopez
Sylvia Lopez
Sidney Ganis
Weatherman
Troy Brown
Beating Cop
Stuart Rudin
Bus Shelter Bum
Lillian Adams
Old Lady at Game
Steven Brill
WNYH Reporter (uncredited)
Tim Herlihy
Korean Man (uncredited)
Dan Marino
Dan Marino (uncredited)
Carl Weathers
Chubbs (uncredited)
John Farley
Human Dartboard
Michael Deak
Gary the Monster