Arnold Schwarzenegger
Robert "Gunther" Bendik
Taran Killam
Blake
Dave 'Squatch' Ward
Kolvalchik
Bobby Moynihan
Donnie
Hannah Simone
Sanaa
Marc-Anthony Massiah
Warlord
Sylvesta Stuart
Soldier #1
Reese Alexander
Soldier #2
J.C. Williams
Soldier #3
Eric Mazimpaka
Soldier #4
Amitai Marmorstein
Nate / Interviewer
Chad Sayn
Jeep Driver
Tawny West
Girl in Karaoke Bar
Peter Kelamis
Rahmat
Paul Brittain
Gabe
Aubrey Sixto
Ashley
Joel Labelle
Sultan
Janene Carleton
Sex Slave Girl
Amir Talai
Izzat
Aaron Yoo
Yong
Allison Tolman
Mia
Ryan Gaul
Barold
Steve Bacic
Max
Cobie Smulders
Lisa
Elizabeth Bowen
Giggly Woman
Jake T. Roberts
Schneider Feizmark
Scott McNeil
Cheyenne
Tyronne L'Hirondelle
Sheepish Security Guard
Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle
Charger Driver / Gunther Cameraman #1
Rebecca Olson
Trish / Bartender
Alex Duncan
Jewel
Chad Krowchuk
Dave
Joel Cottingham
Graveyard Employee
Lars Grant
Gunther Cameraman #2
Hyuma Frankowski
Diedrick Brunner
Manfred Maretzki
Police Chief
Tony Chris Kazoleas
Bartender (uncredited)
Tom MacNeill
Wedding Guest (uncredited)