Harry Enfield
Kevin
Kathy Burke
Perry
Rhys Ifans
Eye Ball Paul
James Fleet
Dad
Laura Fraser
Candice
Natasha Little
Anne Boleyn
Louisa Rix
Mum
Tabitha Wady
Gemma
Paul Whitehouse
Bouncer
Badi Uzzaman
Shopkeeper
Sam Parks
Policeman
Kenneth Cranham
Vicar
Mark Tonderai
Record Store Boss
Patsy Byrne
Old Lady
Amelia Curtis
Sharon
Christopher Ettridge
Postman
Frank Harper
Armed Robber
Rupert Vansittart
Bank Manager
Steven O'Donnell
Big Baz
James Murray
Candice's Adonis
Steve McFadden
Bouncer 2
Elliot Joseph
Bed Crasher (uncredited)