Phil Silvers
Self/Sgt Ernest G. 'Ernie' Bilko
Diana Dors
Self
Sydney Chaplin
Self
Paul Ford
Col. John T. Hall
Joe E. Ross
MSgt. Rupert Ritzik
Beatrice Pons
Mrs. Emma Ritzik
Harvey Lembeck
Cpl. Rocco Barbella
Allan Melvin
Cpl. Steve Henshaw
Maurice Gosfield
Pvt. Duane Doberman
Hope Sansberry
Mrs. Nell Hall
Nicholas Saunders
Captain Barker
Billy Sands
Pvt. Dino Papparelli
Herbie Faye
Cpl. Sam Fender
Mickey Freeman
Pvt. Fielding Zimmerman
Maurice Brenner
Pvt. Fleischman
John Alexander
The General
Bob Hastings
Hotel Doorman