Ashton Kutcher
Tom Leezak
Brittany Murphy
Sarah McNerney
Christian Kane
Peter Prentiss
David Moscow
Kyle
Alex Thomas
Fred
Valeria Andrews
Wendy
Monet Mazur
Lauren McNerney
David Rasche
Mr. McNerney
Thad Luckinbill
Willie McNerney
David Agranov
Paul McNerney
Taran Killam
Dickie McNerney
Raymond J. Barry
Mr. Leezak
Toshi Toda
Yuan
George Gaynes
Father Robert
Jill Parker-Jones
Nasty Stewardess
Clement von Franckenstein
Car Rental Clerk
Lorenzo Caccialanza
Italian Man
Veronica Cartwright
Mrs. 'Pussy' McNerney (uncredited)
Cheryl Dent
Girl in Park (uncredited)
Summer Moore
Bar Patron (uncredited)