Colin Dale
Nick Diamond
Dursley McLinden
Tim Diamond
Susannah York
Lauren Bacardi
Saeed Jaffrey
Mr. Patel
Patricia Hodge
Betty Charlady/Brenda von Falkenberg
Jimmy Nail
Boyle
Roy Kinnear
Jack Splendide
Bill Paterson
Chief Inspector Snape
Nickolas Grace
Himmell
Robert Bathurst
Vicar
Geraldine Muir
Granddaughter
Michael Medwin
The Professor
Michael Robbins
The Fat Man