Jay Mohr
Anthony 'Tony' Cortino
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Joe Viterelli
Dominick Clamato
Tony Lo Bianco
Cesar Marzoni
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Philip Suriano
Frankie Totino
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Alex Trebek
Self (uncredited)
Isabel Sanford
Mrs. Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Don Cornelius
Self (uncredited)
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Jack I. Bernstein
ATM Man with Double Chin
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Allyson Call
Jenny
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Jason Davis
Geno
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein