Barbara Windsor
Seaside landlady / Neil's mother
Joss Ackland
Priest / murderer
Neil Dickson
Pilot / car salesman
Neil Tennant
Self
Chris Lowe
Self
Gareth Hunt
Uncle Dredge / postcard seller / ventriloquist
Glenn Webster
Passer by
Stephanie Buttle
Dancer
Heavon Grant
Dancer
Natalie Roles
Dancer
Chris Tudor
Dancer
Tom Searle
Dancer