Michael Caine
Clarence
Bill Milner
Edward
David Morrissey
Dad
Anne-Marie Duff
Mum
Rosemary Harris
Elsie
Ralph Riach
Clive
Linzey Cocker
Tanya
Elizabeth Spriggs
Prudence
Leslie Phillips
Reg
Sylvia Syms
Lilian
Thelma Barlow
Ena
Peter Vaughan
Bob
Carl McCrystal
Undertaker 1
Andrew Turner
Undertaker 2
Oliver Leach
Barry
Ralph Ineson
Mr. Kelly
David Rintoul
Harry Price
Tommy Baxendale
Tanya's Boyfriend Mike
Adam Drinkall
Stuart
Edward Lees
Ben
Kevin Locke
Entertainer
Jennifer Hennessy
School Mother
James Gilbert
Tanya's New Boyfriend
Angie Inwards
Mavis
Garrick Hagon
Douglas
Miles Jupp
Vicar
Peter Harness
Cashier
Sue Wallace
Mrs. Hitler
William Ilkley
Barry's Dad
Michael Keogh
Paramedic
Keith Hargreaves
Bus Driver
Ronnie Barker
Himself (archive footage) (uncredited)
Ronnie Corbett
Himself (archive footage) (uncredited)
Charli Janeway
Guy Who Walks (uncredited)
Karl Johnson
Arthur (uncredited)