Tom Riley
Joe
Tom Burke
Baggy
Carmen Electra
Candy
Eddie Marsan
Doug Perry
Michelle Ryan
Lila Owens
Mackenzie Crook
Dulberg
Felicity Montagu
Val, Joe's Mum
Philip Jackson
Stephen, Joe's Dad
Jimmy Carr
Video Store Guy
John Standing
Michael de Vere
Carl Prekopp
Vlad
Rasmus Hardiker
Christi
Stephanie Blacker
Tiffany Thomas
Giles Alderson
Carl
Sid Mitchell
Robby
Martin Savage
Priest
Nick Nevern
Angry Mourner
Miranda Hart
Working Title Receptionist
Molly Hallam
Smashing Films Receptionist
Tom Meeten
Sergeant Major
Natalie Walter
Lucy
Marc Pickering
Sam
Simon Woods
Film Actor
Joseph Balderrama
Man (voice)
Marlene Sidaway
Sobbing Woman
Ben Willbond
Businessman
Emma Fryer
Mistress Award Winner
Michelle Bass
Porn Star