James Caan
Tommy Korman
Nicolas Cage
Jack Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker
Betsy / Donna
Pat Morita
Mahi Mahi
Johnny Williams
Johnny Sandwich
John Capodice
Sally Molars
Robert Costanzo
Sidney Tomashefsky
Anne Bancroft
Bea Singer
Peter Boyle
Chief Orman
Burton Gilliam
Roy
Brent Hinkley
Vern
Dean Hallo
Lyle
Seymour Cassel
Tony Cataracts
Jerry Tarkanian
Sid Feder
Keone Young
Eddie Wong
Danny Kamekona
Niko
John McMahon
Chris
Lisa Ann Poggi
Laura
Ben Stein
Walter
Teddy Bergman
David
Tiiu Leek
Anchorwoman
Angela Pietropinto
School Parent
Joanna Lipari
JFK Agent
Captain Haggerty
Businessman
Tony Shalhoub
Buddy Walker
Bruno Mars
Little Elvis (as Bruno Hernandez)
Sly Smith
Hotel Guard
Johnny Lawson
Elvis Impersonator