Michael Sheen
Colin
Mark Addy
Ron
Eric Bristow
The Crafty Cockney
Russ Bray
Darts Announcer
Jim Carter
Geoff
Celia Imrie
Sonja
Mark Strong
Ian
Phillipa Peak
Sarah
Jane Robbins
Sandra
Ruth Jones
Mandy
Paul Shane
Zippy
Alan Williams
Deno
James Corden
Shady
Joe Dempsie
Craig
Rupert Procter
Trevor
Rob Jarvis
Bob Derby
Bill Rodgers
Dennis
Kate Rusby
Herself
Silas-Paul Simpson
Andy
Russell Hayes
Russ
Paul Slack
Mick
Emily Aston
Service Station Waitress
Paul Popplewell
Gulliver's Kingdom Soldier (uncredited)
Jade Rhodes
Ebony
Raymond Waring
Forest Man
Romy Baskerville
Troupe Leader
Tony Monroe
"Nessun Dorma" Manager
Margaret Blakemore
"Nessun Dorma" Barmaid
Jason Hamer
Motorbike Salesman
Mel Gibson
Coach Driver
Hazel Monaghan
Greenie