Harry Anderson
Elwood P. Dowd
Leslie Nielsen
Dr. Chumley
Swoosie Kurtz
Veta Simmons
Jonathan Banks
C.J. Lofgren
Jessica Hecht
Miss Ruth Kelly
William Schallert
Judge Gaffney
Lisa Akey
Myrtle Mae Simmons
Robert Wisden
Dr. Sanderson
Lynda Boyd
Mrs. Chumley
Alex Ferguson
Zabladowski
Sheila Moore
Mrs. Chauvenet
Sheelah Megill
Miss Tewksbury
Lisa Robin Kelly
Mrs. Greenwalt
Ingrid Tesch
Girl Reporter
Jim O'Heir
Duane Wilson
Brendan Beiser
First Cop
Alf Humphreys
Second Cop