Leigh McCloskey
Russell
Dick Butkus
Drootin
Randi Brooks
Mrs. Vunk
Chuck McCann
Dr. Mole
Jack Blessing
Nacio Herb Zipser
Charles Tyner
Lyman Vunk
Debra Blee
Mia Vunk
Sandy Hackett
Fred Domino
John William Young
Prestopopnick (as John Young)
Chip McAllister
Magneto Jones
Barbara Whinnery
Sister Sara
Maria Richwine
Conchita
Karen Mayo-Chandler
Dr. Victoria Gotbottom
Robert Hogan
Russell's Parent
Lillian Garrett
Russell's Parent
Jon Lovitz
Security Guard
Tony Brafa
The Fab 400