Lauren Annetts
Cheryl Williams
Richard Bacon
Will Helm
Eve Bamfield
Mia Rosemary
Conor Barry
Narrator (segment: "Cra-Knyar")
Kevin Beacom
Walter
Kurt Boggs
Mail Man Don
John Patrick Brennan
Mad Cowboy
Jarrod Buttery
Police Commissioner
Einar Darri
Lester
Grant El Gatford
Narrator / Guitar Victim (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter")
Dylan Fawkes
Graeme Eggelton
Lili Thorpe
Linda Myers
Dallas Gossett
Rick
Ian Joseph Greene
Burger Face / Hellswine J. Pig
Tobie Elizabeth Anne Greene
Burger Boob / Weiner Guts / Woman Radio Announcer
Vanessa Gudgeon
Make Out Girl / Tampon Girl / Unsatisfied Sex Girl
Steven Haar
Berd
Séamus Hanly
Josh Powers
Ragnar Ingi
Gürk
Tommy Jarvis
Killer (segment: "The Smell of Fear")
Lloyd Kaufman
YouTube Sensation
Zoe Kavanagh
Cra-Knyar
Ari Lehman
Sean Voorhees
Jason Robert Lester
Drunk (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter")
Eric Lovell
Drooling Bobby
Chaz May
Blake Bundy
Tonii McDonald
Divorcee
Kyle Ross Nelson
Officer Shmedley
Dustin Pesonen
Weiners / Stanley Sphinctum
Josh Pesonen
Shoehorn the Dog
Elvery Peters
Everett K. Lamont
Nellie Peterson
Barbra
Tito Pomart
T. Lumpsworth
Reem
Layla
Duncan Shaw
Hobo Harry
Nathan Teboul
Harry / Turkey Head / Man Radio Announcer
Floyd Vannatta
Gutsplosion / Officer Dinghardt
Ryan H. Ware
Husband (segment: Hellswine)