Brendan Fraser
Dan Sanders
Brooke Shields
Tammy Sanders
Ken Jeong
Neal Lyman
Matt Prokop
Tyler Sanders
Angela Kinsey
Felder
Skyler Samuels
Amber
Ricky Garcia
Frank
Eugene Cordero
Cheese
Patrice O'Neal
Gus
Jim Norton
Hank
Billy Bush
Drill Sergeant
Samantha Bee
Principal Baker
Alice Drummond
Mrs. Martin
Toby Huss
Wilson
Gerry Bednob
Mr. Gupta
Alexander Chance
Security Guard
Dee Bradley Baker
Animals (voice)
D.C. Pierson
Student (uncredited)
Rob Riggle
Riggs (uncredited)
Wallace Shawn
Dr. Christian Burr (uncredited)