Matthew Modine
Alec McCall
Seth Adkins
Michael
Roma Downey
Megan
Gilbert Gottfried
Dr. Spleen
Jeffrey Tambor
Crane
Fred Ward
Don Decker (scenes deleted)
Jeremy James Kissner
Nathan
Tommy Davidson
Harland
Taylor Negron
Flick
Pat Finn
Peters
Jochen Nickel
Doctor
Luke Stratte-McClure
Brad
Justine Basil
Laura
Alexandra Kyle
Katie
Lisa Ray-Jacobs
Miss Holmes
Bodhi Elfman
Drummond
Rick Ducommun
Father Rick
Steve Monroe
Zoo Assistant
Sven Martinek
St. Dominic Coach
Kaleigh Krish
Christina
Stephanie Silva
Champagne Girl
Alexandre Aubry
Clemens Impersonator
Jean-Luc Orofino
Clemens Action Impersonator