Jim Carrey
Dick Harper
Téa Leoni
Jane Harper
Alec Baldwin
Jack McCallister
Richard Jenkins
Frank Bascombe
Angie Harmon
Veronica Cleeman
John Michael Higgins
Garth
Richard Burgi
Joe Cleeman
Carlos Jacott
Oz Peterson
Aaron Michael Drozin
Billy Harper
Gloria Garayua
Blanca
Michelle Arthur
Dick's Secretary
Stacey Travis
Jack's Receptionist
Timm Sharp
Jack's Assistant
David Herman
Angry Caller (voice)
Gian Franco Tordi
Executive
Laurie Metcalf
Phyllis
P.J. Byrne
Laughing Executive
Dempsey Pappion
Production Assistant
Knox White
Sound Technician (as Knox Grantham White)
Walter Addison
Sam Samuels
Ralph Nader
Ralph Nader - Defensive Line Coach
Deena Adar
Hysterical Globodyne Employee
Jorey Bernstein
Ficus Guy
Dilva Henry
Female Anchor
Luis Saguar
Hector
Rocael Leiva
Gardener (as Rocael L. Rueda)
Peter Breitmayer
Laughing Executive
Pete Gardner
Laughing Executive
Kym Whitley
KostMart Training Leader Lucy
Gavin Grazer
KostMart Job Applicant
Taso Papadakis
Gym Manager
James St. James
Scary KostMart Shopper
Mary Gillis
Lactose Intolerant Shopper
Esther Scott
Disgruntled KostMart Customer
Larry Dorf
Used Car Salesman
Dario Gonzalez
Day Laborer
Emilio Rivera
Day Laborer
Jules Douglas
Day Laborer (as Jullian Dulce Vida)
Steve Seagren
Truck Guy
Ivar Brogger
Research Scientist
Clint Howard
INS Agent
Jack Conley
INS Agent
Huey Redwine
INS Agent
Wayne Flemming
Nosy Neighbor
Jason Marsden
Convenience Store Clerk
Scott L. Schwartz
Bigger Convenience Store Clerk
Bette Beatrice
Elderly Lady with Bags
Rick Overton
Head Shop Clerk
Kerry Hoyt
Coffee Shop Barrista
Kenji Nakamura
Sushi Chef
Rikio
Sushi Chef (as Rikio Nakashita)
Brian Tee
Sushi Chef
Phil Reeves
Car Dealer
Daniel Espeseth
Ameribanx Security Guard
Garrett M. Brown
Ameribanx Bank Manager
Stephnie Weir
Debbie
Peter Weireter
Police Leader at Ameribanx
Norma Fierre
Naomi Seiler
Louis Weinstein
Mark Fish
Peter Conklin
Hunter
Steve Kehela
Bartender
Rob Nagle
Concerned Businessman
Frankie Levangie
Waiter
Oliver Muirhead
Account Rep - Grand Cayman Bank
Chris Ellis
Vice President - Grand Cayman Bank
Bob Morrisey
Authorization Officer Spencer
Kevin Ruf
Karen Williams' Receptionist
Maggie Rowe
Karen Williams
Tony Lupo
Cop Outside Grand Cayman Bank
Staci Lawrence
Female Globodyne Employee
Robert Alan Beuth
Male Globodyne Employee
Alejandro Furth
Cesar
Melissa Barker
Gym Member (uncredited)
Crystal the Monkey
Test Monkey (uncredited)
Jeff Garlin
Pyramid Tech CEO (uncredited)