Alex Winter
Ricky Coogan
Randy Quaid
Elijah C. Skuggs
Michael Stoyanov
Ernie
Megan Ward
Julie
Keanu Reeves
Ortiz the Dog Boy
Mr. T
The Bearded Lady
Bobcat Goldthwait
Sockhead
John Hawkes
Cowboy
Jeff Kahn
Nosey
Derek McGrath
Worm
Jaime Cardriche
Toad
Brooke Shields
Skye Daley
William Sadler
Dick Brian
Patti Tippo
Rosie the Pinhead
Lee Arenberg
The Eternal Flame
Alex Zuckerman
Stuey Gluck
Ray Baker
Bill Blazer
Morgan Fairchild
Stewardess
Michael Gilden
Eye
Deep Roy
George Ramirez #3
Jon M. Chu
Giant Stuey Monster
Gibby Haynes
Cheese Wart
Pamela Mant
Nun
Sam Raimi
Crooked Cop (uncredited)
Robert Tapert
Crooked Cop (uncredited)