John Patrick Jordan
Larnell
Brian Lloyd
Brett
Mitch Eakins
Bachman
Peter Stickles
Alistair
Christina DeRosa
Nurse Hookah
Amy Paffrath
Velicity
Robin Sydney
Luann
Irwin Keyes
The Killer
Sonny Carl Davis
Rabbit
Circus-Szalewski
Alien Bong (voice)
Jacob Witkin
Gramps
Tara Spadaro
TV Chick
Michelle Mais
Evil Bong / Eebee (voice)
Chrissy Randall
Green Chick
Eden Modiano
Devil Chick