Woody Allen
Victor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm
John Carradine
Dr. Bernardo
Lou Jacobi
Sam Musgrave
Louise Lasser
Gina
Anthony Quayle
The King
Tony Randall
The Operator
Lynn Redgrave
Queen
Burt Reynolds
Switchboard
Gene Wilder
Dr. Doug Ross
Jack Barry
Himself
Elaine Giftos
Mrs. Ross
Toni Holt
Herself
Robert Q. Lewis
Himself
Heather MacRae
Helen
Pamela Mason
Herself
Sidney Miller
George
Regis Philbin
Himself
Titos Vandis
Milos
Stanley Adams
Stomach Operator
Oscar Beregi Jr.
Brain Control
Alan Caillou
The Fool's Father
Don Chuy
Football Player
Dort Clark
Sheriff
Erin Fleming
The Girl
Geoffrey Holder
Sorcerer
Baruch Lumet
Rabbi Baumel
Tom Mack
Football Player
Jay Robinson
The Priest
Ref Sanchez
Igor
Robert Walden
Sperm
H.E. West
Bernard Jaffe
Cosmo Sardo
Party Guest
William Beckley
King's Herald