Ben Stiller
Tim Dingman
Jack Black
Nick Vanderpark
Rachel Weisz
Debbie Dingman
Christopher Walken
J-Man
Amy Poehler
Natalie Vanderpark
Ariel Gade
Lula Dingman
Sam Lerner
Michael Dingman
Lily Jackson
Nellie Vanderpark
Connor Matheus
Nathan Vanderpark
Hector Elias
Eduardo
Angee Hughes
Woman at Play
Manny Kleinmuntz
Dimitriov
Blue Deckert
Cal
John Gavigan
Les
Terry Bozeman
3M Worker
Brian Reddy
Mr. Parmenter
E.J. Callahan
Bartender
Edith Jefferson
Mable
Tom McCleister
Bosco
Tumbleweed
Lester
John Marrott
State Trooper
Ofer Samra
Pete
Daniel Lugo
Italian Minister
Frank Roman
Translator
Randall Bosley
Oscar
Amy Higgins
Vanderpark Nanny
Curtis Andersen
Young Kissing Man
Maricela Ochoa
Dr. Fernandez
Tara Karsian
Lab Assistant
Ted Rooney
Upscale Auctioneer
Douglas Roberts
Downscale Auctioneer
Melissa Pouk
Girl #1 at Play (Bee)
Ashlynn Rose
Girl #2 at Play (Butterfly)
Hannah Rosenberg
Girl #3 at Play (Flower)
Atiana Coons-Parker
Girl #4 at Play (Rock)
Jacob Greenblatt
Boy #1 at Play (Duck)
Cayden Boyd
Boy #2 at Play (Wolf)
Nicholas Sugimoto
Boy #3 at Play (Worm)
Jaye K. Danford
Campaign Emcee
Gustavo Hernandez
Pool Worker
Kent Shocknek
Newscaster
Tracy Dixon
Teacher at Play
Boris Shitikov
Himself