Don Calfa
E. 'Nick' Vanacuzzi
Cleavon Little
Edmundo
Pat McCormick
Sonny Patterson
Andra Akers
Mona
Monique Gabrielle
Charmaine
Carol Wayne
Regine
Jonathan Winters
Emerson Foosnagel III
Betty Thomas
Herself
Leslee Bremmer
Nymphet / Announcer