Ashton Kutcher
Jesse
Seann William Scott
Chester
Jennifer Garner
Wanda
Marla Sokoloff
Wilma
Kristy Swanson
Christie Boner
David Herman
Nelson
Hal Sparks
Zoltan
Charlie O'Connell
Tommy
John Toles-Bey
Mr. Pizzacoli
Christian Middelthon
Alien Nordic Dude #1
Dave Bannick
Alien Nordic Dude #2
James Vincent
Jeff
Bob Clendenin
Zarnoff
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Zelmina
Kevin Christy
Zellner
Kristoffer Ryan Winters
Zilbor
Fabio
Fabio
Andy Dick
Mark (uncredited)
Brent Spiner
Pierre
Jodi Ann Paterson
Super Jumpsuit Chick
Mitzi Martin
Jumpsuit Chick #1
Nichole Hiltz
Jumpsuit Chick #2
Linda Kim
Jumpsuit Chick #3
Mia Trudeau
Jumpsuit Chick #4
Kimmarie Johnson
Jumpsuit Chick #5
Keone Young
Chinese Tailor
Cleo King
Impound Officer
Christopher Darga
Interrogation Cop
Marc Lynn
Cop with Whips
Pat Finn
Rick
Cinco Paul
Camp Counselor
Dwight Armstrong
Space-A-Rama Employee
Joyce Giraud
Fabio's Girlfriend
Brendan Hill
Boy with Bat
John Melendez
Gene