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Grace Finney
Jon Lovitz
Sidney Wernick
Craig Bierko
George Finney
Alyssa Milano
Cyndi
Rob Reiner
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Scott Terra
Sam Finney
Jenna Boyd
Sally Finney
John Farley
Referee
Michael Buffer
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Spencer Garrett
Publisher
Rachel Dratch
Reiner's Secretary
Bobby Slayton
Commentator
Fred Wolf
Dickie's Corner Man
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Joey Diaz
Emmanuel's Entourage
Kevin Grevioux
Emmanuel's Entourage
Brian Clark
Guy in Car
Leif Garrett
Himself
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Girl
Nancy M. Pimental
Girl
Alan Blumenfeld
Mr. Rollins
Sasha Mitchell
Angry Driver
M. Blair Breard
Alcoholic Speaker
Tom Arnold
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Kathleen Randazzo
Counselor
Peggy Mannix
Lamaze Group Leader
Corey Feldman
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Danny Bonaduce
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Dustin Diamond
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Hal Sparks
Publisher
Rob Elk
Biker
Retta
Sad Eye Sadie
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Strange Man
Doris Roberts
Peggy Roberts
Dick Van Patten
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Nicholas Schwerin
Young Dickie
Edie McClurg
Mrs. Gertrude
John Kirk
Passing Man with Camera
Alexander D. Slanger
Map Seller
Oliver Kindred
Bully
Brandon de Paul
Bully
Evan Lee Dahl
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Wyatt Smith
Boy in Crowd
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
Mr. Gertrude
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Jake Chapman
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Valerie Perrine
Teacher at Microphone
Ashley Edner
Heather Bolan
Kevin Farley
Valet
Miko C. Brando
Valet
Mindy Burbano
News Correspondent
Jann Carl
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Lindsey Dann
Reporter
Lisa Joyner
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Erin Murphy
Brittany
Meghan Faye Gallagher
Janice
Willie Aames
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Fred Berry
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Todd Bridges
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Gary Coleman
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Jeff Conaway
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Corey Haim
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Tony Dow
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Florence Henderson
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Christopher Knight
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Barry Livingston
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Mike Lookinland
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Maureen McCormick
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Eddie Mekka
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Jeremy Miller
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Erin Moran
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Haywood Nelson
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Jay North
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Ron Palillo
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Butch Patrick
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Jonathan Loughran
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Peter Dante
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Paul Petersen
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Adam Rich
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Rodney Allen Rippy
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Marion Ross
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Ernest Lee Thomas
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Charlene Tilton
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Michael McDonald
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Self (uncredited)
Jesse Rutherford
5th Grade Boy