Josip Peruzović
Self (as Nikolai Volkoff)
Emilyanne Cusato
Jackie Flannagan
Echo Endless
Raven Madd
Randall McCann
Dario Dragani
Mark Mackner
Silas Killington
Susanna D'Arcy
Alicia Botti
Dave Ferrier
El Gaucho
Doug Layne
Sonny Graves
Lauren Langley
Sara Tonin
Lisa Panzer
Sister Sensei
Krystle Ann Griffin
Sister Slaughter
Sarah Biemuller
Sister Spinkick
Carolyn Dixon
Sister Stiletto
Sarah Weber
Misty Rex
Bob Kaplan
Manny Murderously / El Guido
Quinton J. Alexander
Narrator
Allison Mercier
Debbie Derkins
Nicholas K. Berk
Dallas
Rocky Ciarrocchi
Hellter Skelter / Gas Masked Henchman
Logan Mackner
Young Silas Killington
Colby Mackner
Kid Who Goes on to be a Serial Killer
Cubby Altobelli
Sleazy Neighbor / Wrestling Fan