Neil Cicierega
Neil
Kevin J. James
Kevin
Ryan Murphy
Ryan
Joseph Botsch
Daxter Flaxter
Dan Hamilton
Mitch Dollarton III
Max Pacheco
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Julie Becker
The Quackers
J.L. Carrozza
Gunfoot (voice)
Danielle Cassettari
Confused Arcade Patron
Craig Shannon
Cool Arcade Patron
Ming Doyle
Jubilant Arcade Patron
Anthony Geehan
Officer McGeehan
Dazirae Reynhart
The Detective
Anthony Puliafico Jr.
Hoodlum
Jon st. John
Commercial Announcer (voice)
Mel McMurrin
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