John Malkovich
Alan Conway
Sam Redford
Toby
Tom Allen
Charles
Lynda Baron
Mrs. Vitali
Linda Bassett
Trolley Lady
Nick Barber
Denzil
Angus Barnett
Ace
Marisa Berenson
Alex Witchell
Honor Blackman
Madam
Peter Bowles
Cyril
Paul Burnham
Hex Mortimer
Paul Chowdhry
Pub Announcer
Teresa Churcher
TV Journalist
Enzo Cilenti
Waldegrave
Phil Cornwell
Police Sgt
Kammy Darweish
TV Journalist
Jim Davidson
Lee Pratt
Jamie Davis
Duane
Ayesha Dharker
Dr Stukeley
Bryan Dick
Sean
Shaun Dingwall
Maitre D
James Dreyfus
Melvyn
Richard E. Grant
Jasper
Maynard Eziashi
Adibe
James Faulkner
Oliver
Rebecca Front
Maureen
Nitin Ganatra
Deepak
Henry Goodman
Mordecai
Burn Gorman
Willie
Nolan Hemmings
Butch Roberts
William Hootkins
Frank Rich
John Leyton
Lord Charles Benson
Luke Mably
Rupert Rodnight
Marion O'Dwyer
Head Staff Nurse
Shaun Parkes
Mental Patient
Leslie Phillips
Freddie
Robert Powell
Robert
Terence Rigby
Norman
Ken Russell
The Man In Nightgown
Jack Ryan
Steve
Peter Sallis
Patient
Bindu De Stoppani
TV Journalist
Jeremy Turner-Welch
David
Mark Umbers
Piers
Joe Van Moyland
Spencer
Marc Warren
Hud
Oliver Cotton
PC Metcalf (uncredited)
Ruth Negga
Lolita (uncredited)
Al Weaver
Darren (uncredited)
Lucy O'Connell
Nurse