Paul Reubens
Pee-wee Herman
Kevin Carlson
Clocky / Conky / Floory (voice)
Laurence Fishburne
Cowboy Curtis
Aaron Fletcher
Santa Claus
Ric Heitzman
Cool Cat / Fish / Flower / Mr. Window (voice)
Suzanne Kent
Mrs. Rene
William Marshall
King of Cartoons
George McGrath
Countess / Fish / Flower / Globey (voice)
S. Epatha Merkerson
Reba
Alison Mork
Chairry / Chicky Baby / Magic Screen (voice)
John Paragon
Jambi / Pterri (voice)
Lynne Marie Stewart
Miss Yvonne
Vic Trevino
Ricardo
Wayne White
Dirty Dog / Fish / Flower / Mr Kite / Randy (voice)
Charlie Tickner
Hans
Annette Funicello
Self
Frankie Avalon
Self
Grace Jones
Self
Dinah Shore
Self
Little Richard
Self
Cher
Self
Magic Johnson
Self
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Self
Whoopi Goldberg
Self
Oprah Winfrey
Self
Joan Rivers
Self
Charo
Self
k.d. lang
Self
Elena Del Rubio
Self
Milly Del Rubio
Self
Eadie Del Rubio
Self