Steve Ashton
Dale MacDonald/ George W. Bush (voice)
Benedict Campbell
The Old Man / Alexander Graham Bell (voice)
Julie Lemieux
Becky Sue (voice)
Damon D'Oliveira
Constable Al (voice)
Samantha Espie
April June (voice)
Mary Lawliss
Katherine Hilderbrand (voice)
Todd Peterson
Frank Shackleford (voice)
Robert Smith
Jacques LaRock (voice)