Pamela Anderson
Dee Twiddle
Denise Richards
Dawn St. Dom
Emmanuelle Vaugier
The Cat
Meghan Ory
The Kit
Garry Chalk
Agent Gardenia
Kevin Farley
Leo
John Farley
Swan
Woody Jeffreys
Ad Pilot / Ken
Joey Aresco
Agent Campbell
Jay Brazeau
Louie Ramoli
Byron Mann
Mr. Wong
Alex Bruhanski
Godfather
Phoenix Ly
One Eye
Patrick Pon
Hugo
Anna Williams
Suzan
Malcolm Scott
Bernie
John Tench
Ed Gates
Kyle Labine
Porter
Alistair Abell
Mr. Laine
Julia Benson
Last Dancer in Line
Ted Friend
Announcer
Douglas Newell
Frank
Tosha Doiron
Hand Stand Dancer