Brian Papandrea
Jonathan Fritz / Hank the Scarecrow / Kilby / Rodney / Radio Announcer / The Slayer / Himself / Bernice the Witch
Nathan Rumler
Sound Guy / Announcer / Papa Kilby / Herbert Wigglesworth / Ghost / Sarah McCoughagain / Karl
Brian Kilby
Cameraman / Lieutenant Frank / The Shopper / The Salesman / The Cowboy / Slade / Mental Patient
Sadie Tate
Dancer Girl #1
Secretia Noxious
Dancer Girl #2
James Bell
Squatter #2