Christopher Walken
Turner Lair
David Eigenberg
John
Michael Caine
Henry Lair
Jonah Bobo
Zach Lair
Josh Lucas
Jason Lair
Eva Blaylock
Waitress (Uncredited)
Glenne Headly
Katrina
Carlos A. Cabarcas
KFC Counterman
Gerry Bamman
Albert
Jean Effron
Albert's Mother
Lily Knight
Tiffany's Saleswoman
Rick Negron
KFC Manager
David Marciano
Detective
Norbert Weisser
Walter
Laurie O'Brien
Ruth
Kathryn Hahn
Sarah
Robert Douglas Washington
College student
Michael O'Neill
Cowboy