Michelle Pfeiffer
Brenda Landers
Peter Horton
Harry Landers
Monique Gabrielle
Taryn Steele
Steve Forrest
Capt. Nelson
Griffin Dunne
Doctor
Joey Travolta
Butch
Sybil Danning
Queen Lara
Forrest J. Ackerman
U.S. President
Rosanna Arquette
Karen
Ed Begley Jr.
Griffin
Angel Tompkins
First Lady
Kelly Preston
Violet
Russ Meyer
Video Salesman
Carrie Fisher
Mary Brown
Marc McClure
Ray
David Alan Grier
Don Simmons
Lana Clarkson
Alpha Beta
Joe Pantoliano
Sy Swerdlow
Belinda Balaski
Bernice Pitnik
Archie Hahn
Harvey Pitnik
Mike Mazurki
Dutch
Corinne Wahl
Sherrie
Andrew Dice Clay
Frankie
Ralph Bellamy
Mr. Gower
Howard Hesseman
Rupert King
Jenny Agutter
Cleopatra
Robert Picardo
Rick Raddnitz
Phil Proctor
Mike
Raye Birk
Vanya
Arsenio Hall
Apartment Victim
Phil Hartman
Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland")
Corey Burton
Anchorman
William Marshall
Pirate Captain
Tracy Hutchinson
Floozie
Debby Davison
Weatherperson
Sarah Lilly
Prostitute
Rob Krausz
Floor Manager
Bryan Cranston
Paramedic #1
Philip Bruns
French Ventriloquist Dummy Manager
Michael Young
Lifescenes Magazine
Steve Allen
Steve Allen
Charlie Callas
Charlie Callas
B.B. King
Self
Henry Silva
Henry Silva
Rip Taylor
Rip Taylor
Jackie Vernon
Jackie Vernon
Slappy White
Slappy White
Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Lou Jacobi
Murray
Robert Colbert
Blackie
Roxie Roker
Female Republican
Steve Guttenberg
Jerry
Ira Newborn
Fred
Donald Gibb
Graceless Pirate
Frank Collison
Grizzled Pirate
Christopher Broughton
Fan Club President
Larry Hankin
Man in Pub
Matt Adler
George
Steve Cropper
Customer
Paul Bartel
Doctor
T.K. Carter
Host
Bernie Casey
Major General Hadley (uncredited)
Robert Loggia
General McCormick (uncredited)
Ronny Cox
General Ballentine (uncredited)
Dick Miller
Danny Clayton (uncredited)