Dan Cortese
John
Virginia Madsen
Traci
Brooke Shields
Kate
Maria Pitillo
Vicki
Johnathon Schaech
Matt
D.B. Sweeney
Tony
Stephanie Venditto
Janet
Jon Polito
Naldo (as John Polito)
Drew Pinsky
Himself
Adam Carolla
Himself
Dean Biasucia
New Man
Bo Eason
Salesman
Michael Fino
Waiter
Andy Kreiss
Tweedle Dee
Keith Forster
Handsome Man
Kevin Light
Valet
Jock MacDonald
Bartender
Joey Nader
Assistant
Erik Passoja
Tweedle Dum
Sebastien Guy
Pool Boy (as Sebastian Guy Priddle)
Johanna Roxanne
Waitress (as Joeanne Sayler)
Shirley Scott
Heavy Waitress (as Shirley Y. Scott)
Stormie Shelbie
Stripper
Stephanie Silverman
Ugly Stripper
Karen Tucker
Beautiful Waitress
Douglas Embry
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Michael Finuoli
Waiter (as Michael Fino)
Lisa Michele Jones
Smiling woman (uncredited)
Brian Walker
Bar Patron (uncredited)