Graham Low
Walter Marshall
Oli van der Vijver
The Squint
Nicola Stapleton
The Pint Sized Hussy
Martin Curtis
Running Sore
Jeremy Beadle
Himself
Neil Mullarkey
Master of Cermonies
Dan Palmer
'Pile-On' Kid
William Cornes
Sheriff Marshall
Quentin Green
Jimmy James
Mark Sheffield
Calamity Keith
Edgar Wright
Cheesy Voiceover Artist / Two Bit Farmer Cameo
James Lance
Gringolini
Sebastian Smith
Quick Draw Ali MacGraw
Richard Green
The Old Codger
Edward Scotland
The Clerk
Stuart Low
The Oscar Nominated Bartender
Amy Bowles
Yanks With A Fist