Jonah Hill
Officer Morton Schmidt
Channing Tatum
Officer Greg Jenko
Brie Larson
Molly Tracey
Dave Franco
Eric Molson
Rob Riggle
Mr. Walters
DeRay Davis
Domingo
Ice Cube
Captain Dickson
Dax Flame
Zack
Chris Parnell
Mr. Gordon
Ellie Kemper
Ms. Griggs
Jake Johnson
Principal Dadier
Nick Offerman
Deputy Chief Hardy
Holly Robinson Peete
Officer Judy Hoffs
Johnny Pemberton
Delroy
Stanley Wong
Roman
Justin Hires
Juario
Brett Lapeyrouse
Amir
Lindsey Broad
Lisa
Caroline Aaron
Annie Schmidt
Joe Chrest
David Schmidt
Geraldine Singer
Phyllis
Dakota Johnson
Fugazy
Rye Rye
Jr. Jr.
Valerie Tian
Burns
Jaren Mitchell
Sanders
Johnny Simmons
Billiam Willingham
Keith Kurtz
DJ Ay Papi
Randal Reeder
Karl
Peter Epstein
One-Percenter #1
Anthony Molinari
One-Percenter #2
Luis Da Silva Jr.
One-Percenter #3 - Luis
Dominic 'Taz' Alexander
One-Percenter #4 - Lukas
Mike Seal
One-Percenter #5 - Ed
Spencer Boldman
French Samuels
Joe Nin Williams
Scott
Chad Hessler
Crazy
Kevin Michael Murphy
Crazy
Victor Paguia
Crazy
Chanel Celaya
Melodie
Carol Sutton
Hamilton Principal
Andrea Frankle
Cinnamon
Tiffney Wagoner
Prostitute
Andrea Madison
Prostitute
Hristo Birbochukov
Accompanist
Candi Brooks
VW Bug Driver
Turner Crumbley
EMT
Haley Farris
Eric's Friend
Brittney Alger
Eric's Friend
Joshua Nelms
Naked Drama Threesome
Courtney Jarrell
Naked Drama Threesome
Melissa Cordero
Naked Drama Threesome
Beau DeLatte
Adorable Boy
Charles Ferrara
Janitor
Mark Adams
Police Chief
Brian H. Rossitto
Instructor
Peter DeLuise
Officer Doug Penhall (uncredited)
Johnny Depp
Officer Tom Hanson (uncredited)
D.J. Mills
Scared Kid in Park (uncredited)