During the Great War, Captain Nicholls offers to buy Albert Narracott horse for the cavalry. But rather than buy his colt Joey, he takes Narracott's other horse Pinkie Pie, much to everybody's surprise. Soon Pinkie Pie is put through basic training, then is set out to fight the apposing unicorns, who prove to an formidable army. Meanwhile, Narracott decides goes after Pinkie Pie and braves the English Channel to get to her. When he reaches the other side, Narracott realizes that he is unprepared. So he call for help from Tintin. They then take the ship the Unicorn and head out to the battlefield just as both factions come to terms. / Tonight, ThunderCat Jay Lion-O welcomes guest Ryan Gosling and a musical performance by Mumm-Ra & Sons. Also Jay humiliates people with "simple questions" in his "Catwalking" segment./ Other Sketches: Mad News, People Door, Magic Magic Markers, Super Saiyan Scarecrow, Office Yak, Teen Titanic, Spy vs. Spy, Goalies Save the Day!, and Shooting Lonestar