Do you have issues with slow anal leakage? Do you ever get that "Muddy Down Under" feeling? Do you find yourself running through dozens of pairs of underwear---and pants--every week? Maybe you should try...Tampoms! That's right: Tampoms! Whether you have the lil' shits, the full squirts, the tiny pebbles, the squeezers, the drip drop, the spray and pray, the gusherz, the soupy sales, the brown tide, the orinoco flow, the old faithful, the molasses juice, the streamers and screamers, the firehose surprise, or the fudgey swirls, Tampoms have got you covered! All you have to do is unwrap the 'Pom, shove it up your butt, and you're safe from bottomsurge all day long! **Not for use by minors or dogs**