After Damon makes a successful bust at the airport, Tracy Warren, a Chicago Sun Times reporter, tries to interview him, but Damon keeps hitting on her, so she gives up and leaves. The Captain says she's adopted an open-door policy, and everyone should bring their problems to her. Damon's neighbors down the hall are moving, and Damon realizes that a perfect way to get rid of Bernard is to have him move into their apartment; it's a hard sell and takes a while, but Bernard eventually accepts the idea. Damon adopts a number of disguises and successfully discourages several other perspective tenants. Damon waits for Tracy outside the newspaper building and offers her another chance to interview him, but she says he's clearly a selfish, troubled man and she wants no part of him. Bernard and Damon team up to scare off the two final apartment hunters, and Damon assures Bernard the place is about to be his. Damon goes to the Captain to share his problem with Tracy, but the Captain spends their