Keanu Reeves
Ted Logan
Alex Winter
Bill S. Preston
George Carlin
Rufus
Robert V. Barron
Abraham Lincoln
Terry Camilleri
Napoleon
Clifford David
Ludwig van Beethoven
Al Leong
Genghis Khan
Dan Shor
Billy the Kid
Tony Steedman
Socrates
Jane Wiedlin
Joan of Arc
Bernie Casey
Mr. Ryan
Hal Landon Jr.
Captain Logan
Amy Stoch
Missy Preston / Mom
J. Patrick McNamara
Mr. Preston
Frazier Bain
Deacon Logan
Diane Franklin
Princess Joanna
Kimberley Kates
Princess Elizabeth
Steve Shepherd
Randolf
Anne Machette
Buffy
Traci Dawn Davis
Jody
Duncan McLeod
Bartender
John Clure
Tattooed Cowboy
Jim Cody Williams
Bearded Cowboy
Dusty O'Dee
Old West Ugly Dude
Heather Pittman
Kerry
Ruth Pittman
Daphne
Richard Alexander
Bowling Alley Manager
James Bowbitch
John the Serf
John Karlsen
Evil Duke
Jeanne Hermine Herek
Mother at Waterslides
Jonathan Bond
Waterslide Attendant
Jeff S. Goodrich
Music Store Salesman
Lisa Rubin
Girl at Mall
Marjean Holden
Student Speaker
Claudia Templeton
Aerobic Saleswoman
Carol Gossler
Aerobic Instructor
James D. Nelson
Mall Photographer
Marcia Darroch
Store Clerk
Steven Rotblatt
Police Psychiatrist
Ed Solomon
Stupid Waiter
Chris Matheson
Ugly Waiter
Mark Ogden
Neanderthal #1
Tom Dugan
Neanderthal #2
Ron Althoff
Security Guard
Martha Davis
The Three Most Important People In The World
Fee Waybill
The Three Most Important People In The World
Clarence Clemons
The Three Most Important People In The World
Phillip V. Caruso
Dance Photographer (uncredited)
Lee Hollingsworth
Student (uncredited)
Greg Lutz
Deputy (uncredited)
Michael S. Murphey
Mr. Ward (uncredited)
Golan Ramraz
Kid at Waterslides (uncredited)
Darrell Redleaf-Fielder
Mall Goer (uncredited)